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John FitzGibbon, 1st Earl of Clare PC (Ire), was Attorney-General for Ireland from 1783 to 1789 and Lord Chancellor of Ireland from 1789 to 1802.
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{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
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Memorial Day is thriller novel by Vince Flynn, and the seventh to feature Mitch Rapp, an American CIA agent that works for the counter-terrorism unit \"Orion Team\".
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