{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}
{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?","punchline":"To go with the traffic jam.","id":324}
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{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
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The sarcoplasmic reticulum (SR) is a membrane-bound structure found within muscle cells that is similar to the smooth endoplasmic reticulum in other cells. The main function of the SR is to store calcium ions (Ca2+). Calcium ion levels are kept relatively constant